A dangerously accurate meme-game about attention, connection, and chaos.
Takes ~60 seconds. Results are screenshot bait.
Edgy humor (not explicit)
Mobile-first
Shareable result card
“Oops” choices included
You’re not submitting anything to a server in this demo. (All local in your browser.)
How it works: You’ll face spicy scenarios. Your choices move three meters:
Irrigation (are you investing attention?), Connection (is it healthy?), and Chaos (are you being… you?).
After a few scenarios, you’ll unlock the Irrigation Dashboard to allocate “water points” across life zones.
Pro tip: press N for next, R to restart (later).
Enter the drip lab 🧪
This is for personalization + your future lead-gen. (No backend here.)
Edgy disclaimer: If you pick “Situationship,” the game becomes 12% more unhinged.
(This is a scientific fact.)
Thirst Meter
Choose wisely. Or don’t. We’ll measure the consequences.
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Irrigation Dashboard
You get 100 water points. Allocate across zones. The system will roast you gently.
Drag the sliders. Keep an eye on drought vs flood. Yes, it’s about balance. No, you cannot “just vibe” your way out of this.
Remaining: 0
Your Irrigation Type
Screenshot bait is below. Share at your own risk.
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Irrigation Level
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Connection Score
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Chaos Risk
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Want to turn this into a real lead-gen engine? Hook the gate to Supabase + store runs + output table.
Live Meters
These update with every bad decision you make.
💦 Irrigation
50%
❤️ Connection
50%
🔥 Chaos
35%
Session Notes
Status:situationship Nickname:Anonymous Drip Goblin Tip: The “correct” choice is rarely the funniest one.
Keyboard: N next (after pick), R restart (results).