A dangerously accurate meme-game about attention, connection, and chaos.
Dynamic scenarios so it doesn’t feel like the same quiz forever.
Rotating templates (mad-libs)
Shuffle bag (low repeats)
Shareable result card
“Oops” choices included
Everything runs locally in your browser. No server needed for the dynamic questions.
How it works: Each run generates a unique set of scenarios by mixing a large template bank + “mad-libs” filler.
Your choices move three meters: Irrigation, Connection, Chaos.
Keyboard: N next (after pick), R restart (results).
Enter the drip lab 🧪
Optional for personalization (and your future lead-gen). No backend here.
Edgy disclaimer: “Situationship” adds a tiny chaos multiplier. This is evidence-based (Twitter).
Thirst Meter
Dynamic questions. Same energy. New problems.
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Irrigation Dashboard
You get 100 water points. Allocate across zones. We’ll roast gently.
Drag the sliders. Keep an eye on drought vs flood. Yes, balance is the point. No, “vibes” are not a plan.
Remaining: 0
Your Irrigation Type
Screenshot bait. Use irresponsibly.
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Irrigation Level
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Connection Score
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Chaos Risk
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Later: swap the template generator for an AI endpoint, with fallback to this system.
Live Meters
These update with every questionable choice.
💦 Irrigation
50%
❤️ Connection
50%
🔥 Chaos
35%
Session Notes
Status:situationship Nickname:Anonymous Drip Goblin Tip: The “correct” choice is rarely the funniest one.
Keyboard: N next (after pick), R restart (results).